October 21st 14 · 194,419 notes
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
October 21st 14 · 172,139 notes
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
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October 21st 14 · 40,486 notes
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton
, A Stroke of Midnight
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October 21st 14 · 25,078 notes
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.
But they will never be you.
Kanye West. (via c0nsolepeasant
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